Legit Inspirational — Inspirobot Has Some Bad News For You
This sage advice brought to you by Legitimate Businessman Entertainment and the internet’s most inspiring robot, Inspirobot.
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Never stop being attractive.
If you want to protect art, a way to start can be to be human.
Try to be dishonest.
If you really need a brain injury, be lazy.
Don’t be cruel. It’s not great.
If you need to protect wealth, you must know how to be a fraud.
Tickle penises until they pay you.
I made that last one up.