Legit Inspirational — Inspirobot Has Some Bad News For You


This sage advice brought to you by Legitimate Businessman Entertainment and the internet’s most inspiring robot, Inspirobot.

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Never stop being attractive.

If you want to protect art, a way to start can be to be human.

Try to be dishonest.

If you really need a brain injury, be lazy.

Be attractive.

Don’t be cruel. It’s not great.

If you need to protect wealth, you must know how to be a fraud.

Tickle penises until they pay you.

I made that last one up.