Legit Inspirational — The World's Stay Home and Chill Day!
You partied hard last night — or went to bed early because who cares about 2019? What a dumb year to celebrate. It’s like, “Hey, everybody, get ready to welcome 2011! WOOOO 2011!!” I’m not sure this is funny now that I’m re-reading it, but 2019 is definitely a dumb year to get drunk over.
But, anyway, take today for yourself. Eat pancakes and bacon. And just be glad to be here. Because you are.
And, as per usual, this sage advice brought to you by Legitimate Businessman Entertainment and the internet’s beloved Inspirobot.