Penis Tsunami

Lyrics

 
Photo credit and cover art: Aaron Sarlo, © 2018. Model: Cheyenne Autumn Gibson

Photo credit and cover art: Aaron Sarlo, © 2018. Model: Cheyenne Autumn Gibson

Music, lyrics, and arrangement by Aaron Sarlo, ℗ © 2018 That’s A Penny You Owe Us Publishing (BMI). Unauthorized reproduction and/or distribution of this recording is prohibited by law. For licensing and additional information, visit www.legitimatebusinessmanentertainment.com.

LYRICS:

This is a song that my grandfather sang to my grandmother on the day that he met her. At a cockfight.

Girl, you know I love you

Like the mountains love the snow

Like the camel loves its toe

Like dill loves do

And, girl, without you

I'm a dollar with no cents,

A wash without a rinse,

A fluffer without a mint

I want to get busy

All inside your hot, little body

And you will feel like you were riding on

A penis tsunami

And, girl, if I were your teacher

I'd teach you one plus one is fun

And, girl, if I were your doctor

I'd prescribe gallons of my jism

And, girl, if I were your lawyer

I'd stick my law books in your shelf

So slide over next to me, baby,

Because my dick won't suck itself

I want to get busy

All inside your poonani (gimme gimme sex)

And you will feel like you were riding on

A penis tsunami

Girl, let me break this down

And then he leaned in close, and he said to her...

Girl, I know you don't speak any english

But I got to know do you know how much I need you,

Need, need, need need, need, need you, girl?

And when I say need, I mean want

And when I say you, I mean your vagina

I can't lie to you, girl, I got them selfish genes

And they want to get into your little snuggle hamper

So bad they can taste it

In fact, they're chewing holes in my nuts right now,

Just trying to get out into you, girl

So, don't hate, wait,

Let me sing my song to you

I think you'll know what to do

So, if you like what you see

Then how would you like a billion more of me? (that's right, I come in liquid form)

You will feel like you were riding on

A tiny salami (small, but fully functioning)

I want to get biz-ay

Inside your vajayjay (that's right, I used the Oprah term)

And you will feel like you were riding on

A penis tsunami