Penis Tsunami

— A Love Song —

This song is pure music-comedy gold. Best lyricist in Arkansas.
— Kristal Kuykendall
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DELUXE EDITION. Includes mp3, wav, lyrics, ringtone, hi-res cover art — PLUS a live version of the song. [$2.99]


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Get “Penis Tsunami” on CD. Comes with BONUS TRACK: Live Version of the song. [$4.99] (Free shipping in U.S.)


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Get the song on iTunes

Get “Penis Tsunami” on iTunes. Only $0.99. Literally the cheapest thing you will buy all day, and it lasts forever. — Please note that the song is NOT available in Apple Music, ONLY through the iTunes Store.

 

ADDITIONAL PRAISE FOR “PENIS TSUNAMI”

“★★★★★”

“This is amazing. Aaron has turned a funny tune done on comedy club stages into a piece worthy of a movie soundtrack. Well done, sir!” - Comedian Michael Brown

“★★★★★”

“This song is pure music-comedy gold. Best lyricist in Arkansas.” - Kristal Kuykendall 

“★★★★★”

“An instant comedy classic! This song is one of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard, and it’s absolutely beautiful, too. Reminds me of a long lost country song from the 70’s. Five stars is not enough.” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“Funny AF. One of my favorite comedy songs. A really catchy tune that makes me laugh every time I hear it.” - Comedian Jay Jackson

“★★★★★”

“It’s common to compare songs and musicians to other songs and musicians, but it’s going to be really, really hard to do that with this song. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever heard. It’s super funny, but it’s also an amazing, beautifully written and performed song. If you think there’s nothing new under the sun, this song will make you rethink that.” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“Funny is funny. Good writing is good writing. Aaron Sarlo continues to cross conceptual lines you never knew you wanted crossed. He’s good like that. This song ain’t gonna buy itself. Do it. Do it.” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“A legend in Little Rock music. I have been putting out music since 2014, and I haven’t met a more genuine and supportive dude than this guy. He also happens to be multi-talented.” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“Penis Tsunami is hilarious. Aaron Sarlo is a very serious, talented musician and lyricist who has produced a tune so downright funny that it will make everyone smile.” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“A rhinestone country ballad... I’ve heard this song a gazillion times. It’s never not funny, and it’s got an ear worm chorus you’ll be happy to have stuck in your head.” - Bradley Caviness [Shoog Radio]

“★★★★★”

“Hilarious! This song is so dang funny!” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“Awesome. I have loved this song since the first time I heard it. I have laughed so much.” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“Quality humor. It’s one thing to be funny, but to create such quality music while being so funny is just true talent! Can’t wait for more!” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”

“Serious fun. It made me think I was listening to Ween’s 13th Golden Country Great, haha!” - iTunes review

“★★★★★”