Penis Tsunami

— A Love Song —

A rhinestone country ballad... I’ve heard this song a gazillion times. It’s never not funny, and it’s got an ear worm chorus you’ll be happy to have stuck in your head.
— Bradley Caviness [Shoog Radio]

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An instant comedy classic! This song is one of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard, and it’s absolutely beautiful, too.
— iTunes review
Aaron has turned a funny tune done on comedy club stages into a piece worthy of a movie soundtrack. Well done, sir!
— Comedian Michael Brown
This song is so dang funny!
— itunes review
Funny is funny. Good writing is good writing. Aaron Sarlo continues to cross conceptual lines you never knew you wanted crossed.
— itunes review
This song is pure music-comedy gold. Best lyricist in Arkansas.
— Kristal Kuykendall [Arkansounds]
I have loved this song since the first time I heard it.
— itunes review
Hilarious! Aaron Sarlo is a very talented musician and lyricist who has produced a tune so downright funny it will make everyone smile.
— itunes review